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DRAFT FRED.

2009/11/05


Election 2012 is on.

DRAFT FRED.

For starters, he’s a Conservative with testosterone-induced Libertarian leanings. He smokes… cigars.

The Democrats have nuthin’ to run against him.

He’s the only known phenomenon Chuck Norris fears. Hurricanes won’t dare make landfall. The world will hate us again. Audiences will abandon Rush Limbaugh. CNN’s ratings will soar. The world will stop cooling as his stogies raise CO2 levels.

…and that’s just if he runs as Palin’s Veep.

NOW.

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