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New organic iMELT™: Handmade recycled insulation from drowned polar bear carcases…

2009/12/01

Bought into climate change hysteria?

Chilled over massive global warming fraud revelations?

Feel guilt over your part in having melted the ice caps and drowned millions of helpless polar bears?

Want to reduce your carbon seatprint, too?

New iMELT™ insulation is the answer!

Handmade from recovered drowned polar bear carcasses… this sheet insulation material is ideal for covering SUV seats, perfect for lining private jet lounges or covering embarrassments.

100% organic. Recyclable.

Can be purchased with 300 Bad Science** offsets.

[**Si Vis Pacem sells traditional industrial-strength Bad Science offsets and new Bravo Sierra offsets for home use. Hit the tip-jar on the right to purchase yours today! – Ed.]

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