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“Juden haben waffen!”

2012/10/12

The Jews.. have guns!?

Well, um, yeah, a few of us. And ammo. And training. Bagels ‘n nitrocellulose? It’s kosher, but it’s not just for breakfast any more…

#6981: Ibn ‘Umar reported [Amalek’s] Messenger (may [!] be upon him) as saying: You will fight against the Jews and you will kill them until even a stone would say: Come here, [moron], there is a Jew (hiding himself behind me) ; kill him.”

… Except for the gharqad tree.” In this case, the tree is walnut & carbon steel in 7.62 NATO. [Love them gharqads, yeh? – Ed.]

Kidding aside, I pray our Christian brothers stand with us; The West, Liberty and all we believe is facing existential threat on two fronts; internal and external.

Dutchman6 checked in today due to strokes.  Please keep him on your prayers.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. Libertarian Advocate permalink
    2012/10/12 22:29

    Bagels ‘n nitrocellulose? It’s kosher, but it’s not just for breakfast any more…

    I’m trying to cut down on carbos. Okay if I just take the nitrocellulose?

  2. macmanjim permalink
    2012/10/13 01:55

    Ali Akbar tries to kill SVP and in the process, discovers he has two more orifices with which to pray with. Unfortunately for Ali, the process precludes Ali from praying anymore.

    TRG sits on a Jury and hears the case, State v SVP. Upon deliberation he asserts that Ali obviously made the mistake jumping in front of a speeding object and that it’s purely anecdotal that there was any intent on SVP’s part and that it was an act of suicide. Of course his fellow jury members agree.

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