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Next On The “Endangered Species” List…


…is the, er,  “Endangered Species” List.

But wait!  There’s more!  This time it’s a froggie… the Australian gastro-brooding frog, Rheobatrachus silus.  Whoa.  What’s next?

[Good on ya, mates! – Ed.]

You just know that reviving species from extinction via genetic reconstruction will have the global warm-mongers rending their garments.

Ashes! Ashes! Waddya mean “This whole idea that extinction is forever is just nonsense,”… we have trillion$ and vast powers riding on middle-class guilt!

[Right.  Pass the Slurpie. (belch) – Ed.]

. . .

[Thanks again Glenn! – Ed.]

3 Comments leave one →
  1. 2013/03/18 21:44

    Why would scientists who believe in evolution want to bring back a species that’s extinct? Isn’t that going against natural selection?

  2. Libertarian Advocate permalink
    2013/03/18 22:11

    Ohhh No. This is awful!

    Al Gore may actually have to go out and get a REAL job, you know, the kind where you’re expected to show up and actually perform if you want to continue receiving a paycheck.

  3. Yos permalink
    2013/03/19 02:41

    OK, gents, dig this: ‘Argo’ was an attempt to revive Jimmuh Carter.

    I’m not so sure it worked… all we got was this warmed-over zombie with a Georgia accent.

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