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More Retro Fun with All-Natural Recycled Drowned Polar Bear Pelts!

2013/10/06

Well kids, this year’s predictions of Gaianic! Terror! and Vengeance! have, er, fizzled. Karen drowned in the Gulf.

(So sad.)

Ok, global warm mongers, here’s something to cheer you a bit. All those drowned polar bears washing-up ashore have created a glut in the bear pelt market. Here’s Gil Elvgren’s illustration of how to maximize your pleasure while prices remain even more depressed than you are…

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. 2013/10/06 21:43

    Wow! She looks like she could even revive the bear….

    • 2013/10/06 22:10

      I think the bear wants to trade places. (Either way, he’s getting a better deal than the enviroweenie crowd these days.)

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